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NORMAL EVERYDAY HUMAN... | Manual Samuel - Part 1

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"how is our son going to be a respected politician if he can't fend for himself?"
"i thought he was gonna be an actor"
"oh what's the difference"

oof 👀

by channel 1 year ago

“With some coffee in his system, Sam finds it easier to exist.”
Sam falls

by Devonjm06 1 year ago

Mark: His back broke the wrong way!
Me: is... is there a right way??

by Tuna Fish 7 months ago

"Hey dude, still alive huh?"

Pretty much all of my friends from my high school years.

by Prior of the Ori 1 year ago

love how one coffee costs 500 euros. but 2000 euros can help a barista open his own coffee shop.........

by ziljin 3 years ago

Sam walks down the stairs with great per-
Sam decides o hurl himself down the stairs, apparently too used to hurling money around

by Kitten Jackson 1 year ago

Were he truly manual, he would need to consciously hold his pee in.

by Wren Oldham 1 year ago

The narrator reminds me so much of the Stanley parable. It's like I am bread had a baby with the Stanley parable.

by Amber 1 year ago

Markiplier: I was getting ready to be so mad

Me: lol just wait

by Sam 1 year ago

Was anyone else manually breathing a lot for the last 10 mins of the video?

by RogueRaven 1 year ago

I'm still learning how to be huUuUUuuUuUUUuUmAaAAaAaaAnNn

Me every day

by Kowan Wolf 1 year ago

"Oh my god, this game is actually going to be cool!"

If only he continued it T^T

by Pines' Hazel Gaming 10 months ago

mark: saying how easy and fun the game is gonna be
Game: Time to end this mans whole career sanity

by Tilatron 4 months ago

Omg, if you have on the captions, in one part, it says "Markipoo giggles" 😂😂😂

by ZoraZerpinHylian Gaming 1 year ago

I don't know if someone explained this already, but a quick lesson in Greek mythology: Charon was the immortal ferryman of the Underworld. It was customary to place a coin under the tongues of the deceased so that they could pay Charon to cross the river Styx and enter the afterlife. Those who couldn't would essentially be stuck in the Greek equivalent of purgatory, unable to pass on and unable to return to Earth. Whether or not this tradition is still observed, I have no idea.

Also, to set things straight once and for all: The Greek Underworld is NOT their version of Hell. Yes, Hades was its ruler, Cerberus guarded its gates, and there are very famous stories about the punishments like Sisiphus and Tantalus, but the Grecian Underworld was believed to have a section for those who led good lives that was basically party central. Extra fun fact: Cerberus's name roughly translates to "spotted hound" if I receall, meaning the guardian of the Underworld is literally named Spot. Dwell on that...

by KalligTheGray 9 months ago

"I'm really trying here!"
>Proceeds to hit the same leg-key twice, nine times in a row

by Caleb Burns 1 year ago

I forgot how hilarious the game was, lol -- I'm dying, because i almost forgot to BREATHE

by ownerfate 1 month ago

If everything is manual for him wouldn't that mean that he has to keep his heart pumping

by Morningstar 1 year ago

I love how the very last credit at the beginning says, "P.S. We are Single". (>// ^ //<) ~haha

by Saiyuki Seiki 1 year ago

Mp3 Download

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